As You Don bash my car....

.....One oyinbo guy bash my car yesterday around 11 am, and he thought I was the driver. I sharply reminded him not to talk anyhow to me and then some of the newspaper vendors who had tasted of my christmas/new year generosity sharted mean-muggin on him, i mean they were about to "arrange his clothes properly". I promptly told them not to and he brought out his business card, about 60k in 1000 naira notes(when i counted it sha, i saw it was about 40something sha) and sped away. The guy was probably lebanese or better yet, of Arabic ancestry. I was feeling good with myself when all those murrafuckas started hailing me as their area father who takes good care of his children and so, i had to part with a good 12geez(abeg ooh, i dey feel credit crunch, i no be purebred ajebor).

Thank God For His Protection and all the good things He blesses us with....

........I wish that guy had given me 60 geez sha......